I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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