Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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