honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
