I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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