The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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