There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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