i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The adults are the big ones right?
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