Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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