normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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