Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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