I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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