im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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