ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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