When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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