so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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