I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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