I feel like I'm in dance class right now
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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