I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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