Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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