that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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