Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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