That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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