Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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