its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were trust falling into bushes
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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