ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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