I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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