so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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