I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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