Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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