I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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