I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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