i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Oh Jesus.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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