hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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