i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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