unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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