My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
