thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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