On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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