Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My feet surprised me
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