He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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