Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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