question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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