I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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