do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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