Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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