I am puke
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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