Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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