I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
sarcasm needs its own font
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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