Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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