so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you would pick up someone in the library
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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